I went shopping at Forever 21 today and snatched a great deal on an outerwear/bomber jacket that was originally priced at $44.80, reduced to $30.99, with an additional 40% off, resulting in a final price of $20.22 including tax. It was awesome and I loved it! My boyfriend, on the other hand, decided to wait outside the store while I did my shopping. After all, shopping for clothes isn’t exactly fun for men, as I thought back of a poem I wrote many years ago. Maybe about a decade ago, I went shopping at Forever 21 and noticed a group of men hanging out by the window, waiting for their girlfriends. It inspired me to write this comedic poem. It still cracks me up to this day =)

A row of men
by the windowsill
tweedle dee, tweedle dum
in front of racks and racks
of spaghetti-straps,
low-rise jeans
and cute little tops.
Fanning himself,
he mutters,
“It’s so hot.”
Inside she squeals,
“It’s so hot,”
placing a red top
against her chest
over her black
mini-skirt,
twirling around
and around,
staring at
her reflection,
pulling
her hair up,
putting
her hair down,
flinging
it around.
They giggle,
her group of friends,
some in embarrassment,
some in envy,
some in private disgust.
Repeated over and over,
phrases and scenarios
throughout the store.
“It’s so cute.”
“It’s too tight.”
“That’s a deal.”
“Oh, my God!”
“They don’t have my size.”
“Hell, no!”
From day to day,
time to time,
shopping
and gossip.
A single girl
grabs a top.
“I got a boyfriend”
it says,
as she blushes
in thought.
“You do not!”
shouts her friend,
“I got a boyfriend,
and he’s hot,”
holding a black top
with just those words.
At the other rack,
a baby blue baby doll
reads, “My boyfriend’s out of town”
as a girl contemplates
naughty thoughts.
Tick tock, tick tock,
Alas she opted
for an army green top
that simply read
“I love my boyfriend.”
Tick tock, tick tock.
A row of men
sitting on the ledge
by the windowsill,
tweedle dee, tweedle dum.
He looks at him.
He looks at him.
He looks at the clock.
He sends a text.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Tweedle dee, tweedle dum.
He looks at him,
He looks at him,
“When is she done!?”
The days of
Forever…
21.
